ATM (Warning, my be considered sexist)

FunkOfTheGaara · Subject: ATM (Warning, my be considered sexist) Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:15 pm

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new
Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without
leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested
to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful
research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align
car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger
seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them
back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine
due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your
PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place
cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place
receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and
place card into the slot provided.!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting
behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

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You will realease your life
Forgetting what's forsaken the reason why
You are alone again
You will believe the lie
Judging from what you've taken
You breathe, alive
You are alone again

From the heart of darkness
You call to me
Spirit raging on
There is nothing I can do
For you are next to no one

goarmyduck · Novice Posts: 40 Join date: 2008-06-02

and yet you still posted it. . .wow

FunkOfTheGaara · Subject: Re: ATM (Warning, my be considered sexist) Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:43 pm

What do you mean?

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You will realease your life
Forgetting what's forsaken the reason why
You are alone again
You will believe the lie
Judging from what you've taken
You breathe, alive
You are alone again

From the heart of darkness
You call to me
Spirit raging on
There is nothing I can do
For you are next to no one

Aeo · Subject: Re: ATM (Warning, my be considered sexist) Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:08 pm

LOOL!!!!!!

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ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

Viveka · Subject: Re: ATM (Warning, my be considered sexist) Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:50 pm

xD
I love sexist jokes. idc if they're against women or men lol. they're freaking hilarious.

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