FunkOfTheGaara
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 |  Subject: Catch a rabbit  Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:41 pm | |
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all
trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit
into a forest and each of them has to catch it. |
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The CIA goes in. They place
animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant
and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations
they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything
in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit
had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is
yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" |
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You will realease your life
Forgetting what's forsaken the reason why
You are alone again
You will believe the lie
Judging from what you've taken
You breathe, alive
You are alone again
From the heart of darkness
You call to me
Spirit raging on
There is nothing I can do
For you are next to no one
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Aeo
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| | Subject: Re: Catch a rabbit Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:49 pm | |
| lol LAPD ftw _________________  ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!  |
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Viveka
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Age: 15
Location: on ur computer, watchin ur pornz
| | Subject: Re: Catch a rabbit Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:52 pm | |
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