http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/-t1.htm Pretty self explanatory Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:03:48 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/empty.gif http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/-t1.htm http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/catch-a-rabbit-t21.htm FunkOfTheGaara The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant ... Fanfictions/Funny Stories Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:41:54 GMT http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/catch-a-rabbit-t21.htm#59 http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/catch-a-rabbit-t21.htm http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/atm-warning-my-be-considered-sexist-t15.htm FunkOfTheGaara A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures ... Fanfictions/Funny Stories Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:15:53 GMT http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/atm-warning-my-be-considered-sexist-t15.htm#53 http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/atm-warning-my-be-considered-sexist-t15.htm http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/real-911-calls-t27.htm FunkOfTheGaara Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. Dispatcher: Excuse me? ... Fanfictions/Funny Stories Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:03:48 GMT http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/real-911-calls-t27.htm#65 http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/real-911-calls-t27.htm http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/their-sons-t26.htm FunkOfTheGaara These 4 pals go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son BIll," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to ... Fanfictions/Funny Stories Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:58:11 GMT http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/their-sons-t26.htm#64 http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/their-sons-t26.htm http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/zoo-job-t25.htm FunkOfTheGaara One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. ... Fanfictions/Funny Stories Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:55:03 GMT http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/zoo-job-t25.htm#63 http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/zoo-job-t25.htm http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/radio-conversation-t24.htm FunkOfTheGaara This is supposed to be the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995. - Please change your direction 15 degrees to the North ... Fanfictions/Funny Stories Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:52:43 GMT http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/radio-conversation-t24.htm#62 http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/radio-conversation-t24.htm http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/smart-student-t23.htm FunkOfTheGaara The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's ... Fanfictions/Funny Stories Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:49:32 GMT http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/smart-student-t23.htm#61 http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/smart-student-t23.htm http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/medical-problem-t22.htm FunkOfTheGaara An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days ... Fanfictions/Funny Stories Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:43:03 GMT http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/medical-problem-t22.htm#60 http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/medical-problem-t22.htm http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/i-know-these-lawyers-t20.htm FunkOfTheGaara A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial-a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment ... Fanfictions/Funny Stories Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:39:16 GMT http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/i-know-these-lawyers-t20.htm#58 http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/i-know-these-lawyers-t20.htm http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/best-known-man-in-the-world-t19.htm FunkOfTheGaara There was a man named Sulio and Sulio knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when Sulio got a new job, Sulio says to his new boss, "Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!" His boss doesn't believe him, so he says "No you do not know everyone in the whole world" but Sulio says "Yes I do!" so Sulio's boss says "Well prove it!" then Sulio says "Pick someone... and I know them!" ... Fanfictions/Funny Stories Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:37:45 GMT http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/best-known-man-in-the-world-t19.htm#57 http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/best-known-man-in-the-world-t19.htm http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/bar-story-t18.htm FunkOfTheGaara This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death. ... Fanfictions/Funny Stories Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:27:19 GMT http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/bar-story-t18.htm#56 http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/bar-story-t18.htm http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/first-job-t17.htm FunkOfTheGaara "A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction ... Fanfictions/Funny Stories Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:22:46 GMT http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/first-job-t17.htm#55 http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/first-job-t17.htm http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/weight-loss-program-t16.htm FunkOfTheGaara A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. ... Fanfictions/Funny Stories Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:20:48 GMT http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/weight-loss-program-t16.htm#54 http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/weight-loss-program-t16.htm http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/money-t14.htm FunkOfTheGaara There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So ... Fanfictions/Funny Stories Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:10:29 GMT http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/money-t14.htm#52 http://sububi.darkbb.com/fanfictions-funny-stories-f5/money-t14.htm